Exclusive: Transcript from ECB canteen 14.00 CET 22/11/15

With sincere apologies to Geri Halliwel

 

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The Eurostoxx is rising

Bears are getting low 

According to our sources 

The ECB’s the place to go 

 

Cause' today for the first time 

Just about half past two 

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining euros 

 

It's raining euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Amen

 

It's raining euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Amen

 

The periphery is rising 

Weideman’s getting low 

According to our sources 

The ECB’s the place to go 

 

Cause' today for the first time 

Just about half past two 

For the first time in history

It's gonna start rainin euros 

 

It's raining euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Amen

 

I'm gonna go out

I'm gonna buy some

OTM IBEX calls

 

It's rainin euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Every special euros

 

Open-ended big and mean

Just enough to make bears scream

 

God bless Mr. Draghii

He’s part of Europe too

He took over Merkel

And he did what he had to do

 

He fought the Mangler

To rearranged the sky

So that each and every euro punter

Could find the perfect hide

 

It's raining euros

 

Don't get yourself into long bunds

I know you want to

 

I feel lazy retail moving in

About to begin

Hear the thunder

Don't you loose your margin

Shut of your IG and stay in bed

(shut off the IG and stay)

 

It's raining euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Amen

 

It's raining euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Amen

 

It's raining euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Amen

 

It's raining euros

Hallejulah

It's raining euros

Amen

 

It's raining euros

It's raining euros

It's raining euros